"So I am walking down the street when a guy steps out of a dark alley and says 'Your money or your life!' So I showed him my Treetops Tattler Tribune press pass."
"Why'd you do that?"
"Well it proves I work for a newspaper..."
"So?"
"Which means I have no money and no life."
When I told my mom this, she laughed. A lot. When I told my dad, he paused. And then said 'well, if that's what you want.' Sigh.
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