Slowly but surely, my friends will take over the press.
... who have recently accepted jobs and internships at great papers all over the United States. (O.K. that's a lie. There are none on the east coast, or even relatively near the east coast . corrected: west coast, or even relatively near the west coast. Oh my. I have spent my whole life in the east, and yet cannot tell the two totally different coasts apart. (I also just remembered that I know someone who is going to intern in California, but she's known for a long time, so that doesn't count.))
Slowly but surely, my friends will take over the press.
Slowly but surely, my friends will take over the press.
I'll be on the east coast...the newsroom overlooks the ocean!!!!!
Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's in the east, I'm just dumb.